here’s to harold
the most sensible person in creepypasta
bless u harold
NO
THOSE BELLS WERE THERE FOR A REASON
PEOPLE WOULD GET LEAD POINSONING BECAUSE THEY MADE ALL THEIR PLATES AND CUPS OUT OF IT AND SHIT
PEOPLE WOULD GET LEAD POSIONING, IMMITATING THE SYMPTONS OF DEATH, BE MISTAKENLY BURRIED BECAUSE THEY DIDN’T HAVE REFRIEGERATION TO STORE THE BODDIES, AND THEN RING THE BELLS TO LET THE PEOPLE KNOW THAT THEY ARE ACTUALLY ALIVE
THAT WAS WHY THE GRAVEYARD SHIFT WAS CREATED
HAROLD UNBURRY THAT WOMAN
IT IS LITTERALLY
YOUR
FUCKING
JOB
You go Harold!
Reblogged from jesscookie